Yes, Theo, you are soooo big!
But there is still a lot for you to learn. Here are some of the important revelations that have come lately…
Yes, that is for you. It’s your birthday! This is how we do.
Yes, that is also for you, despite being less awesome than tissue paper. Happy birthday!
Oh yes, we also do cupcakes on birthdays. Help yourself.
And yes, Grandma will read you a book any ol’ time you crawl over and ask by hitting her with one. Grandmas are good like that.
This is not exactly what we do with cups. However, it means nothing smaller is going into your mouth for the foreseeable (3 minute) future, so carry on. We’ll deal with this later.
This is not exactly what we do with screwdrivers either. But it means, for the foreseeable (3 minute) future that it’s not in your mouth the other way ’round, so carry on. Carl, get the help under control before he makes it to the wrench.
And last but not least, yes, son, sometimes boys sleep in pink rooms for awhile. It beats the ensuite, right?
So many life lessons learned, so many yet to learn.